The Top Ten reasons why raising kids is similar to being a Wall Street Tycoon**
**The general idea for this is taken from "Parenting" magazine. February 2010 issue. I made several edits to personalize this particular Top Ten.
#10..You're all about the Perks...at least three cups of coffee per day.
#9...Your bonds are very rewarding...group snuggles on the couch.
#8...You will gladly accept a bailout..."Thanks for babysitting Grandma and Grandpa!"
#7...You constantly watch the markets...for sales on ground beef, etc.
#6...You dole out sweet bonuses...hey, a handful of yogurt covered raisins can go a long way.
#5...You keep a sharp eye on interest rates....in green vegetables and chores.
#4...You're sentenced to several years in a maximum security facility....safety gates and security latches are a way of life.
#3...Every night you may be subject to a hostile takeover...toddlers love hopping in that king size bed with you and momma.
#2...You have weekly board meetings...scrabble or hungry hungry hippo depending on age range.
And the number one reason that parenting is similar to Wall Street!.......................You're gross domestic product rises dramatically with each diaper change!!
